When the IPO dreams dip, there's always a nukkad chai stall waiting. The Exit Strategy T-Shirt is made for Indian startup founders, tech professionals, and corporate escape artists who know that sometimes the best backup plan involves a kettle and a cutting chai.
This witty, startup-themed t-shirt blends desi humor with entrepreneurial reality. Not every pitch ends in funding, but every pivot can end with a perfect cup of chai. Whether you're navigating market crashes or taking a break from investor calls, this tee keeps your humor and your chai intact.
Product Highlights:
• Unisex round neck t-shirt with a comfortable, regular fit suitable for everyday wear
• Made from 100% combed cotton for solid colors, offering a soft, breathable feel
• Heather and grey variants crafted with a premium cotton-polyester blend
• Durable 180 GSM bio-washed fabric designed for India's startup lifestyle
• Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks that are toxin-free and sustainable
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, single jersey fabric ensures consistent fit and comfort
• Proudly made in India for the dreamers, builders, and chai-powered founders
Perfect For:
• Startup founders and entrepreneurs with a sharp sense of humor
• Tech professionals who know real innovation starts over chai, not in boardrooms
• A great gift for co-founders, investors, or anyone who’s always talking about “exit strategies”
Why You'll Love It:
This isn’t just a funny t-shirt, it’s a conversation starter. It pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or even investor pitch anxiety. Wear it to coworking spaces, coffee shops, or weekend brainstorm sessions and watch fellow founders nod in recognition.
Order Yours Today:
When all else fails, there’s always a kettle, a cutting glass, and your next Exit Strategy.
